Big Bang Day

I'm sure that today of all days must see me being offered a job or an interview at least. If the world can afford to spend �5Bn GBPs on firing lumps around a ring road in Switzerland surely they can throw a few quid my way. Maybe, if the world does begin to unravel they will want someone to help stop it from coming apart completely. I'm free now, if you'd like to send me a hefty retainer. I can easily forward my bank details and I'm happy to sit my the phone. I await your call.